Sober Reminder

Yes, yes, Wheaton scored #2 in the country on the Princeton Review's list of most sober schools behind BYU, and #1 in least number of hard liquor users (in the Princeton Review - btw - the #1 university academically was Princeton this year, coincidence... hmm)
Thanks Nick and Terry for so kindly pointing out what kind of utter pointdexters Wheaties are - durn smart though, and don't you forget it.....

Also of note, Wheaton was #3 on best on campus food, so ha (1 ahead of Cornell)! No beer gut, just a regular run-of-the-mill overeating one.... Let's see Wheaton also beat Furman (not to mention lowly, secular and apparently hedonistic EMU) on Students Pray on a regular basis (#2 vs. #14) and on Future DAR/Rotarians (#3 vs. #18) - so just imagine what it took to be a Democrat there..... sadly it was also #4 on Alternative Lifestyles Not an Alternative

I sense that both Terry and Nick are somewhat jealous as their schools did not rank so very high on the Washington Monthly poll, which appeared to be a more interesting set of data points - ergo, what students actually do after graduating..... like get advanced degrees and work in wine shops.....