The Rules
Political rule #1: Reducing your opponent to giggles is not a good sign. (See Feingold vs. Michels)
Political rule #2: After using the internet to do most of your campaigning do not do anything stupid (like screaming) at a rally in
Political rule #3: Having your name be used in a derogatory way by Dan Savage will end that name and probably end you. Forever. Try to avoid making Dan Savage angry.
Political rule #4: Calling the guy video-taping you a racial slur is not just dumb it’s “Cro-Magnon beating himself with a club” dumb.
Political rule #5: Realizing as an adult (and after many derogatory comments towards your apparent heritage) you’re the offspring of one of the most powerful Jewish families in the
Political rule #6: Naming your son after the founder of the KKK will at some point come back to bite you in the butt, even in the south.
Political rule #7: Thank you, Jon Stewart: Don’t claim to be a big game hunter one day, and the next reveal that you in fact have only hunted “varmints” from your back yard - - you can only claim you are a “big game hunter” if you have, in fact, shot a close friend in the face.
But if you go way over the top and do the deed everyone thinks is a lie you can still be elected, for instance:
Doing business (and in fact shaking hands) with Saddam Hussein (Cheney, Rummy)
Making fun of people with disabilities (as in those going blind) (Bush)
Owning a large share of a company scarily like OCP from Robocop (Cheney)
Calling a reporter a bad name in front of a live mic. (Bush)
Being one of a group to constantly remind someone else of “Chappaquiddick” when your own wife had her own “Chappaquiddick” (Bush, again)
Going AWOL for 2 years during ‘
Leading the war on drugs while having snorted enough nose candy at Yale to support
1 Comments:
Great Blog!!! They all redefine the word " hypocrite" Remember Bill Bennett writing the Book of Virtues? Then what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!! How about Newt slamming Clinton for having an affair--then to find out later...Can anyone stop the madness?
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